Me? A lesbian?

Surely you jest?

HAVE I EVER TOLD ANYONE HOW MUCH I HATE MEISA KUROKI? I HATE HER.


I HATE HER.

*.*

No. Seriously. I DO.

Me? Jealous? Are you insane?

In which I ponder about things...

Proof that Yamapi kisses better when it's a guy. *nods*
Okay, so maybe Aiba was doing most of the work but at least Yamapi responds.

ANYWAY, THIS IS MY MAN-BITCH!

This guy will step all over Nishikido Ryo's snarky face, decapitate him, castrate him all the while humming "Care."
Never have I met anyone so BITCHY that he makes me shiver with excitement. I love him. Oh Hee Chul, I aspire to be you. (My life aspirations are lower than a bug's. It's what makes me special! *beams*)

I don't think there's anymore turning back now that i'm all over Kpop-fandom. I can even name around 5 SuJu members! (isn't this exciting?!) I feel so accomplished my parents would be proud of me! Of course, the only thing keeping me from jumping from joy was the knowledge that despite the fact that I don't know a single HeySeyJump song, I can at least name the members.

Sad really. I know a lot of SuJu songs since 2006 and yet I couldn't tell them apart until recently! (In my defense, they ALL look alike, it took me months to tell apart DBSK's YooChun from JunSu!)

My 11 steps to teh JE fandom

1. I got into fandom because of Matsumoto Jun. But not through HYD, it was Gokusen that got me interested in JE/ARASHI. I loved his white streaked hair and was convinced that he's sleeping with Yankumi and Oguri Shun at the same time. It was through MJ that I discovered the OT5 that is ARASHI. That was 2005.

2. I originally fangirl'd Ohmiya. It didn't last long though, as hardcore as I was for them, over the years I realized that Ohmiya would be nothing without Arashi. The storm group is best when they're together, as individuals, they can be ignored but as a group they're irresistable.

3. I met Yamashita Tomohisa in NwP because it was always on youtube's top 5 when it was shown in Japan. I gave it a chance and that was my downfall. NwP is not my first, second or third Jdrama but it was the one which made me want more. (which means I still consider it as my first j-drama!)

4. Seishun Amigo is forever my favorite Jpop song. Up to now it's still in my ipod and I doubt i'll remove it anytime soon.

5. PiKame is the reason I turned gay. The first rl yaoi pairing I shipped. The first real slash fics I read are of them and it was written by peroxidepest17 .

6. I watched Ya-ya-yah CLIPS before I learned of NEWS via Yamapi. I always liked Kusano Hironori and knew of him before he was suspended. To be honest, he was probably the reason I liked NEWS at that time. Ryo looks like he'll eat me alive, TegoMassu are pretty much insignificant and I only know Koyama because he's always the host. Shige who?

7. My BFF introduced me to KATTUN when they debuted and this is my reaction to real face. --> (-.-) zzz

Him: Did you hear? Jin left for US! He molested a kid!
Me: Who?

8. Cartoon KATTUN without JIN. I started to take notice. Early CTKT format was awesome.

9. NEWS is BACK! Who in GAD's NAME is that SEXY GUY WITH THE MOHAWK?!

10. BFF tried to get me into HSJ.

Him: They're so cute.
Me: How old are these kids?!

11. In which I actually start to like KATTUN.

Me: OMGOD! I'm starting to like KATTUN! I think KoKame is total OTP!! Nakamaru's beatboxing is awesome! Koki is so funny! And Ueda is a princess!
Him: Huh? I'm into Kpop now.
Me:

KPOP DOWNLOADS

Before I was thrown into a world where everyone is a slave to blinding glitters, where boys grope each other on national television, where Mel ships Tomapi with dogs, (Oops! How did this get here?) where androgynous Japanese men groan songs about vaginal secretions, where sizzling law students talk to invisible gay cats, (Happy birthday Shigeako!) where cross-dressing is considered a formidable talent, I belonged to the wonderful world of angst, moobs and eyeliner.

Yes, Korean pop. Like everyone else, I started with Winter Sonata drama. And hence my obsession for Korean music was born! (This totally made sense, SHUT UP! I'm under heavy medication and craving for chocolate!) The difference between then and now is the fact that before, I would never have dreamed of shipping Korean boys together! The very thought of it makes me puke. But alas, Jpop has now blinded my once clear vision and I am now more than willing to ship hot, sexy, Korean men.

But let's not talk about that. (at least, not in this journal...Yet.)

I love Kpop for their music. True Facts. I'm hoping some of you might agree with me but if you don't, that's alright, i'd still spam you guys with Kpop anyway. *smiles winningly*

Let's start with the newest girl band:

This is 2NE1 (two-en-eee-one/21) their name makes my life hard but I find their songs AWESOME! I don't know what the heck this mug shot pics are all about but i'm guessing the crimes involve hooking, drug trafficking, DUI and underage gang activities.

Their latest single:





I LOVE THIS SONG. SERIOUSLY. LIKE T.T love!
2NE1 - I don't care
Album download


SNSD- GIRLS GENERATION
I could not care less about this group but this song is just catchy!





SNSD- Tell me your wish
Album download


SUPER JUNIOR

Okay, so maybe this is actually just KyuChul but I am biased and I love Hee Chul lots and lots and lots and lots. It's been so long since he last looked like a man that this MV blew me away.

Super Junior - It's you
Album download

And....Lol, that's that. I placed parodies because they're a lot easier to accept than the actual lyrics? Haha. No, i'm just biased that way.

Here are random Kpop songs you might like to download JUST BECAUSE?

RAIN- If you don't know this guy, you're just weird.
Rainism
Fresh woman

WONDER GIRLS - I wanna hug them. T.T
Nobody
So hot

EPIK HIGH - This is one of those groups where people give you a "Huh?" look when you say you don't like them. (no pressure *wink*)
Album download

One - You can listen before download
Paris- You can listen before download

BIG BANG - 2NE1's "senpai" if you listened to the TomaXShun radio show (with the cake and letter) the first song Oguri Shun played is Big Bang's Heaven (My heaven in Korean, I have no idea why they removed the "My") LOL. Also, Haru-haru was a BIG HIT.
Album download - I like all the songs "shrug"

Gara Gara Go - latest single?

SHINee - I love them very much. Just that they're the equivalent of HeySeyJump!. ^.^v, but they have the cheesiest songs.

Album download

F-LIST.......JOIN MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee~~~! (is obviously attempting to recruit people!) and if you're a lurker/stalker/whatever who's into korean pop, add me! Let's talk about angsty boys and Yunho's sexy moobs. I'm new to the GAY fandom but dammit! I will make up for the lost time!

Pretty young thing

Today, I cried for 10 minutes. I still can't believe Michael Jackson's gone. I grew up listening to his music and despite all the controversies surrounding him, his music will always be timeless.

Here's to you Michael!

Tomapi fanfics!

Toma, Take note of your hoe's words of wisdom:

"I would never say 'I like you' or 'I love you'. I would rather have you feel it from the way I act."

*nods wisely*

See? All that "Let's not lie", birthday celebration dinner, majosai quickies, apologizing to Toma's fans because Toma can't stop talking about him when we all know that Pi started the whole thing by calling out Toma on his jweb! ....Clearly, Pi doesn't know that we can see through him. Sigh. I love ghei boys in love. They make my life so much brighter with their unicorns and rainbows and hardcore ...uh...manly affection?

P: I have a pressing question which requires your utmost intelligence.
C: Shoot.
P: Do you think that under that basketball uniform, Yamapi's wearing really loose boxer shorts?
C: *eyes glazed*.....Whut?



In any case, I hope not. I wouldn't want anything else to get in the way of ..you know,..Basketball? This is about basketball right? Of course it is, there's dancing! (Sorry, the entire Mola thing reminded me of "Superman" in Hot Shot!)

Since I am seriously, seriously FREE, I decided to compile all the hard to find? Tomapi fic links I saved in my comp, I know I promised doing this for someone but I seriously cannot remember who. Sorry for that.

Ikuta Toma and the clever fanfiction title - I am pimping this over and over and over because dude, it's Toma as Harry Potter, Yamapi as Ron and Hee Chul as Hermione. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG? (Hint: Bakanishi) Knowledge of KPOP might be useful but not necessarily required.

No title - Yamapi being... Jealous?

Scents of winter - Vague, but loved.

Elisions - I think this is my favorite for no reason? I keep re-reading it.

Remember - The greatest thing about being human was that you didn't have to rememeber.

The Ring - I AM SO SAD THIS NEVER GOT FINISHED DANG ITTTT!!!! (I seriously LOVE whatever/everything she wrote.)

State of Stability - Anorexic Pi, Pin friendship. I don't even know if this is Tomapi...But he's there.

Murder before Slumber - More Akame-ish (and Pin stupidity) than Tomapi but to be fair, it was hilarious. *pats everyone's shoulders* There's groping involved?

Eight page conspiracy - I don't know where you were if you've never read this. Read every Tomapi fic she has here.

Kissing? - I've just realized that she also posted a Pi-nuki icon in one of her entries. Now I feel guilty for leaving comments on her page! She probably thought I stole it from her...Eep.

No title - It's cute. Also, cycles, it never got finished but the premise was awesome.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened - Sad.

People are strange when you're a stranger - Sadder.

Not forgetting - Here's to half their lives of friendship.

Infinity's end - Toma would do anything to help a friend.

Toma birthday drabbles - Toma/Everyone

No title - LOL. Akira and Shuchi - GRRR. I want to finish this. *grabby hands* WANT!

Toma drabble - TomaPi/TomaShun/TomaMatsuJun

The art of purchase - Yamapi hates shopping with Toma.

Sparkling diamonds - Maybe you can find the best things in pubs.

Untitled - Toma as Mr. X

The spaces in a body - I should tell you, I should tell you.

The Cult of Dolce and Gabbana - HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. And I thought Toma sports Tommy. And Silly Pi, if that Kurosagi scene is to be trusted, D&G supports nothing. Nothing.

Another day at the office - TomaGURI. Just because Toma is more concerned of being killed by MatsuJun than not debuting.

Chance - It's Tomapi if you squint really, really hard.

5 ways Toma gets to debut - squint!

Decadence is Godly - So very, very strange.

Untitled - Smut.

Kink - I honestly, honestly LAUGHED so hard at this and I don't know why, Gad. It's seriously...Wrong? TomaPin.

You got served - Squint!

This - Because she goes crazy and write fics sometimes. *my cue to run like hell*

Half our lives - HUG! And You never have to be alone

Oh what nice arms you have, Yamapi - Is actually a locked fic?

Pink Teddy Bears - Sigh.

FoodSmut - I don't know what's with TomaPin's but I always find it hilarious. The scenerio's will never work out in real life.

Hurrrm....Yeah.. - Smut?

Paramour - Because Toma is HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. *andsexsexsexsexsex*

Yeah, so okay, i'm waaay too tired to bother with the rest, i'm sure you can find the others in the usual comms. We seriously need more Tomapi fics. Anyone out there willing to write?

Also,. Pimp me an undiscovered TOMAPI fic PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Here, have an orphan!

Tomapi: Drabbles 1

Sorry guys, i've never been so LAZY in my life. I have no drive for anything!!



1.

Ikuta Toma smiled fondly at the scene which greeted him.
Yamahita Tomohisa was asleep, naked underneath the soft, comfortable blanket Toma uses to cover their bed. He nudged his lover awake.
“Hey sleepy-head.” He whispered softly, careful not to surprise the sleeping man. Yamapi opened his eyes, yawned, and then snuggled back inside the warm comforter.
“Five more minutes?” an almost childish voice said from under the covers.
Toma leaned down at the bundled figure and dropped a soft kiss on its temple. “Missed me?”
Yamapi nodded, "It's boring without you."


2.

And so they found themselves naked in bed.
“This is all your fault.” Toma accused the person beside.
Yamapi shifted then whimpered as mind-boggling pain hit his entire body. “Ow!”
Toma peeked under the white sheets again before he closed his eyes, “Please tell me this is a dream. Please.”
“Toma why does it hurt?!” His best friend demanded, “This is all your fault!"
“O..Oi! It is not! I was drunk!”
“So was I!”
Toma slapped Yamapi’s arm, “Well I told you to cut your hair!”
Pi snorted, “Like your hair is any better!”

3.

Your breath hitches as he inches closer and like a virgin; you start to lick your suddenly dry lips and pretend that you know what you are doing when you really don’t. Girls are already hard enough as it is, boys, you realize now, are even harder. You blush when he carefully removes your robe and you watch as it pools in your feet. You suddenly feel cold and very much naked but his eyes never left yours, he touches your naked torso and you close your eyes not because you are terrified but because you don’t want him to see how nervous you are.

Don’t be nervous, he tells you, his breath warm on your neck, I’ll be careful. You feel your face turn 12 different shades of red at the connotation of his words and at the back of your mind; you have an image of yourself looking like a swollen ripe tomato. You shake your head no and deny the too obvious fact. I’m not nervous.

He gives you the smile you love so much, the one which makes your heart beat fast and your breath shallow and you feel 18 all over again, in front of your first girlfriend, your first lover. But the person in front of you now is no girl; it’s a different kind of first this time, a really different kind of first time.


4.

He leaned close and pressed a kiss on Toma's temple.
His best friend raised an eyebrow, "What was that for?"
Yamapi smiled, "Nothing, you're just special."