Friday, March 27, 2009

Because sometimes I am insane!



I am again reminded why ARASHI is my favorite JE boy band.

GAD! NINO!! NINO NINO NINO!!!!

I keep wondering what if the following JE groups are in their position:

Rest of ARASHI: MatsuJun would start acting DoS"y" and pretend to be calm even though the rest of the world can see that he's the one panicking the most. Ohno would help but Sho will need to command him, otherwise he'll just....stare and wait. Aiba would PANIC! And shout all things AIBA-like and be all "Help! Help! Help!" Sho would lead and Nino will continue to sleep.

NEWS: Yamapi would give incoherent commands. Since he is a my pace sort of guy, he'll probably stare for a while before coming to a conclusion of what to do. Ryo would actually be of help, being all relaxed and trying to scoop water or something, of course, he'll be all snarky and think "THEY DON'T FUCKING PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS!" Tegoshi would whisper "Believe" every two seconds or so while Massu would be all hyper and panicky and would probably start dancing just because. Koyama will PANIC and talk and talk and talk and shout and talk and shout and shout and shout and flail and shout until Ryo won't be able to take it anymore and just push him in the water to shut him up. Shige will just wail on and on about "WHY IS THIS MY LIFE AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY KOYAMA's FAULT." Then when he survives, he'll make Wagahai blog and explain WHY EXACTLY IS THE WHOLE THING KOYAMA's fault.

KATTUN: Bakanishi, true to being Bakanishi will let out girly screams and attempt to save himself but not really because he sort of fails when it comes to these things. Kame will tell Koki and Junno to help him dislodge water so that they actually stand a chance. Koki will choke with all the bling he's got because how can you not choke with all that crap? While Taguchi continues to row with a smiling face no matter what happens even when half his body is under-water. While this is going on, Nakamaru will talk to himself and say things like "What to do, what to do." or "Kowaii, Kowaii." Maybe he'll shout a few times and bother Ueda, who will be serene and act as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening because he is aware that there are cameras and rescue squads around them to help when they actually need it. Kame will shout again and again and will be frustrated. Poor guy.

KANJANI8: Will abandon ship and swim to shore the moment it's penetrated by water.

3 comments:

shingung said...

bwahahaha c0rin...that was LOL...

i so loved Nino in that clip bwahahaha....

and i can just imagine the JE groups...

just spamming your blog wahehehe...

kio tsukete...

onirigi-love said...

LOL!! gosh i am laughing so hard esp after the kanjani8!:)

and this is soooo true! "Taguchi continues to row with a smiling face no matter what happens even when half his body is under-water." lol now i keep having the image of taguchi's idiotic smiling face popping up in my mind>.<

c0rin said...

YES~ I love NINO! Nino is made of awesome even when he fails!! Lol!

And YES! I can also picture Taguchi smiling even when all hope is LOST!