Saturday, August 8, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Tomapi: Drabbles 1
1.
Ikuta Toma smiled fondly at the scene which greeted him.
Yamahita Tomohisa was asleep, naked underneath the soft, comfortable blanket Toma uses to cover their bed. He nudged his lover awake.
“Hey sleepy-head.” He whispered softly, careful not to surprise the sleeping man. Yamapi opened his eyes, yawned, and then snuggled back inside the warm comforter.
“Five more minutes?” an almost childish voice said from under the covers.
Toma leaned down at the bundled figure and dropped a soft kiss on its temple. “Missed me?”
Yamapi nodded, "It's boring without you."
2.
And so they found themselves naked in bed.
“This is all your fault.” Toma accused the person beside.
Yamapi shifted then whimpered as mind-boggling pain hit his entire body. “Ow!”
Toma peeked under the white sheets again before he closed his eyes, “Please tell me this is a dream. Please.”
“Toma why does it hurt?!” His best friend demanded, “This is all your fault!"
“O..Oi! It is not! I was drunk!”
“So was I!”
Toma slapped Yamapi’s arm, “Well I told you to cut your hair!”
Pi snorted, “Like your hair is any better!”
3.
Your breath hitches as he inches closer and like a virgin; you start to lick your suddenly dry lips and pretend that you know what you are doing when you really don’t. Girls are already hard enough as it is, boys, you realize now, are even harder. You blush when he carefully removes your robe and you watch as it pools in your feet. You suddenly feel cold and very much naked but his eyes never left yours, he touches your naked torso and you close your eyes not because you are terrified but because you don’t want him to see how nervous you are.
Don’t be nervous, he tells you, his breath warm on your neck, I’ll be careful. You feel your face turn 12 different shades of red at the connotation of his words and at the back of your mind; you have an image of yourself looking like a swollen ripe tomato. You shake your head no and deny the too obvious fact. I’m not nervous.
He gives you the smile you love so much, the one which makes your heart beat fast and your breath shallow and you feel 18 all over again, in front of your first girlfriend, your first lover. But the person in front of you now is no girl; it’s a different kind of first this time, a really different kind of first time.
4.
He leaned close and pressed a kiss on Toma's temple.
His best friend raised an eyebrow, "What was that for?"
Yamapi smiled, "Nothing, you're just special."
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
{Video} Yamapi on Chubaw
Notes: In recent news, Yamapi was seen at a DBSK concert with his sister! Whoa. Is he checking the moves or checking the boys? Either way, I AM SO HAPPY WHEN FANDOM COLLIDES! My dream of a HEEPI (Hee ChulXYamapi) pairing is slowly coming true! Granted, Hee Chul isn't exactly DBSK but YAY! TOTALLY GETTING THERE!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
{Video} Yamapi on Shounen Club-Mola
Credits to Watchful21@lj
Notes: Talk segment is the usual, Koyama asking good memories and Yamapi saying "it's hot" and everyone thought he was going to take off his blazer but he didn't. (DANGIT!) But OUGAD, the performance was sizzling. Totally lipsnyching and all that but it's Yamapi, I CAN TOTALLY FORGIVE HIM FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING (but hurting Toma) AND HIS HAIR! IT's GORGEOUS!
{Video} Yamapi on Vanilla Kibun -Code Blue
Friday, May 8, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
{Video} NEWS on Music Station 5/01/09
Notes: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! Apparently, TEGOSHI tops MASSU!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
The man who burned my kitchen

But nevertheless, the photographer, (Shige) has MAJOR skills. <3!
Anyway, I noticed that most of my online friends like to describe me as either "interesting" or "weird" any explanations you guys might like to tell me?
I'll bribe you with a fic! (Give me a prompt!) Lol.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
TOMAPI FIC: The moobs factor

A/N: A BIRTHDAY fic for a friend. This fic made me realize that I was not meant to write crack (unless it’s real life) or porn. Lol, I tried hard! UNBETA’ed! Beware of tenses, they're all over the place.
It all started with Ikuta Toma.
Well, not really. It actually all started with Jin but we’ll get to that. So anyway, Toma was busy staring at Yamapi’s fluffy pink sweater one fine monday morning. He thinks that life is so not fair and that he needed more sleep because for some strange reason, he finds himself staring at the circle-shaped design near Pi’s chest and thinks that they look tasty. In fact, they look exactly like the meat buns his grandmother used to bake. And so of course, he just had to tell someone that fact.
That someone turned out to be none other than his cafeteria seatmate and loyal friend Akanishi Jin. Now, as everyone probably already know, the Bakanishi is a lot more stupid than his fan girls would like to admit. And so, when Toma told him that the design in Pi’s sweater looked a lot like the meat buns his grandma used to make, Jin’s instant reaction was to do a very complicated hip-roll that had the 7836 gay managers of JE looking at him like he was God’s gift to women, (Which he IS.) and that he should be given an new solo with English lyrics like “sweet” and “secretions” for the greater good of the company.
Johnny Kitagawa just thinks that maybe it was time for another nightly visit.
Then of course, Jin’s brain (or brains. I can’t really tell.) finally processed that his friend had said something very important and he just had to answer.
Now, Toma, had of course, already forgotten that little incident and was moving on with his own life by trying out a few of Aiba’s feather boa collection while the whole of ARASHI debate whether or not they should wear color-coded underwear for their 11th anniversary party. But unfortunately for him, (Toma) Jin had a very good memory (although others might term it "slow understanding.”) and remembered what his very good friend told him.
“Did you know that Pi’s moobs are actually meat buns?” Jin told the first person he saw the moment he remembered what he thought Toma said. That first person happened to be a very good band mate of Yamapi’s and was currently very hungry.
“Meat buns?” Massu’s eyes glazed. He didn’t realize that his leader liked to keep his food in his chest. He thought that maybe that was where Pi hides his secret stash to keep them warm and so that is why they (the NEWS members) never see him eat anything other than that disgusting protein jelly. Massu decided that maybe it was time for an investigation. Besides, it was almost time for lunch.
“Eh? Leader’s chest is full of meat buns?” Tegoshi exclaimed. Massu nodded. Tegoshi tilted his head. He doesn’t really care but he remembered touching them before and come to think of it, Yamashita-san’s moobs are indeed soft and warm. “Sou ka.” He told Massu who he noticed, was now eyeing their leader’s chest with a very hungry look in his eyes. Tegoshi hoped that his singing partner wouldn’t bite their leaders’ chest suddenly. YamaPi cannot afford to be hospitalized because he still needs to do Tegoshi’s make-up for their concert tonight. He spotted Nagase-san and decided that it was time to be Godly. He needed a back-up just in case.
Koichi knew his friend wasn’t exactly the brightest bulb in JE but neither was he the dimmest. No one else but Domoto Koichi would know that the honor belongs to the sluttiest KATTUN member who is not Kame. Or Koki. Or Junno. Or Ueda. Or that guy with the big nose.
“What do you mean Yamashita-san’s chest is fat? They’re called pecs.”
The Kinki kid sighed. His creepy partner will have a field day with this one. Heck, he might even change his hairstyle again. Which, now that Koichi had thought about it, would serve him well. Because seriously, what’s up with the perm?
“Did you know that your precious YamaPi has BOOBS?” Tsubasa told his best friend who was busy…. doing something he usually does when they’re not doing anything else.
Now, Tackey, who considers himself as a father to his favorite kohai, immediately cornered the now supposedly boobied (there is no such word, just so we’re all clear on this.) Yamapi inside the NEWS dressing room and demanded that he be shown the “goodies” as it was his job as a responsible surrogate father to name them. He had already decided that right was Tackey, left was Tsubasa. Or Jinnifer and Shigeako. Whichever fits better.
Needless to say, Yamapi dragged a confused Toma from doing MatsuJun’s dirty laundry into the JE elite lounge and threw him on the king sized bed owned by Chinen, (Because Ohno sleeps there sometimes) and started stripping. Toma stared and thought that he might as well wash that sweater too. And the shirt. And the moobs…
Which, he later found out, tastes a whole lot better than the meat buns his grandmother used to bake.
And with that, our story ends.
“Did you guys know that Yamapi had breast implants?” Yoko gleefully informed his band mates.
They ignored him.
So what?
Yasu still wears a skirt.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
My JE experience!


Thursday, December 18, 2008
To the best-est friend in the world!

Sunday, December 14, 2008
Why I now hate Yamapi

Saturday, December 13, 2008
It's not all in the family


