How to cure this obsession?

Oh Yamapi, your moobs sparkle like no other.

Tomapi fanfics!

Toma, Take note of your hoe's words of wisdom:

"I would never say 'I like you' or 'I love you'. I would rather have you feel it from the way I act."

*nods wisely*

See? All that "Let's not lie", birthday celebration dinner, majosai quickies, apologizing to Toma's fans because Toma can't stop talking about him when we all know that Pi started the whole thing by calling out Toma on his jweb! ....Clearly, Pi doesn't know that we can see through him. Sigh. I love ghei boys in love. They make my life so much brighter with their unicorns and rainbows and hardcore ...uh...manly affection?

P: I have a pressing question which requires your utmost intelligence.
C: Shoot.
P: Do you think that under that basketball uniform, Yamapi's wearing really loose boxer shorts?
C: *eyes glazed*.....Whut?



In any case, I hope not. I wouldn't want anything else to get in the way of ..you know,..Basketball? This is about basketball right? Of course it is, there's dancing! (Sorry, the entire Mola thing reminded me of "Superman" in Hot Shot!)

Since I am seriously, seriously FREE, I decided to compile all the hard to find? Tomapi fic links I saved in my comp, I know I promised doing this for someone but I seriously cannot remember who. Sorry for that.

Ikuta Toma and the clever fanfiction title - I am pimping this over and over and over because dude, it's Toma as Harry Potter, Yamapi as Ron and Hee Chul as Hermione. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG? (Hint: Bakanishi) Knowledge of KPOP might be useful but not necessarily required.

No title - Yamapi being... Jealous?

Scents of winter - Vague, but loved.

Elisions - I think this is my favorite for no reason? I keep re-reading it.

Remember - The greatest thing about being human was that you didn't have to rememeber.

The Ring - I AM SO SAD THIS NEVER GOT FINISHED DANG ITTTT!!!! (I seriously LOVE whatever/everything she wrote.)

State of Stability - Anorexic Pi, Pin friendship. I don't even know if this is Tomapi...But he's there.

Murder before Slumber - More Akame-ish (and Pin stupidity) than Tomapi but to be fair, it was hilarious. *pats everyone's shoulders* There's groping involved?

Eight page conspiracy - I don't know where you were if you've never read this. Read every Tomapi fic she has here.

Kissing? - I've just realized that she also posted a Pi-nuki icon in one of her entries. Now I feel guilty for leaving comments on her page! She probably thought I stole it from her...Eep.

No title - It's cute. Also, cycles, it never got finished but the premise was awesome.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened - Sad.

People are strange when you're a stranger - Sadder.

Not forgetting - Here's to half their lives of friendship.

Infinity's end - Toma would do anything to help a friend.

Toma birthday drabbles - Toma/Everyone

No title - LOL. Akira and Shuchi - GRRR. I want to finish this. *grabby hands* WANT!

Toma drabble - TomaPi/TomaShun/TomaMatsuJun

The art of purchase - Yamapi hates shopping with Toma.

Sparkling diamonds - Maybe you can find the best things in pubs.

Untitled - Toma as Mr. X

The spaces in a body - I should tell you, I should tell you.

The Cult of Dolce and Gabbana - HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. And I thought Toma sports Tommy. And Silly Pi, if that Kurosagi scene is to be trusted, D&G supports nothing. Nothing.

Another day at the office - TomaGURI. Just because Toma is more concerned of being killed by MatsuJun than not debuting.

Chance - It's Tomapi if you squint really, really hard.

5 ways Toma gets to debut - squint!

Decadence is Godly - So very, very strange.

Untitled - Smut.

Kink - I honestly, honestly LAUGHED so hard at this and I don't know why, Gad. It's seriously...Wrong? TomaPin.

You got served - Squint!

This - Because she goes crazy and write fics sometimes. *my cue to run like hell*

Half our lives - HUG! And You never have to be alone

Oh what nice arms you have, Yamapi - Is actually a locked fic?

Pink Teddy Bears - Sigh.

FoodSmut - I don't know what's with TomaPin's but I always find it hilarious. The scenerio's will never work out in real life.

Hurrrm....Yeah.. - Smut?

Paramour - Because Toma is HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. *andsexsexsexsexsex*

Yeah, so okay, i'm waaay too tired to bother with the rest, i'm sure you can find the others in the usual comms. We seriously need more Tomapi fics. Anyone out there willing to write?

Also,. Pimp me an undiscovered TOMAPI fic PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Here, have an orphan!

Tomapi: Drabbles 1

Sorry guys, i've never been so LAZY in my life. I have no drive for anything!!



1.

Ikuta Toma smiled fondly at the scene which greeted him.
Yamahita Tomohisa was asleep, naked underneath the soft, comfortable blanket Toma uses to cover their bed. He nudged his lover awake.
“Hey sleepy-head.” He whispered softly, careful not to surprise the sleeping man. Yamapi opened his eyes, yawned, and then snuggled back inside the warm comforter.
“Five more minutes?” an almost childish voice said from under the covers.
Toma leaned down at the bundled figure and dropped a soft kiss on its temple. “Missed me?”
Yamapi nodded, "It's boring without you."


2.

And so they found themselves naked in bed.
“This is all your fault.” Toma accused the person beside.
Yamapi shifted then whimpered as mind-boggling pain hit his entire body. “Ow!”
Toma peeked under the white sheets again before he closed his eyes, “Please tell me this is a dream. Please.”
“Toma why does it hurt?!” His best friend demanded, “This is all your fault!"
“O..Oi! It is not! I was drunk!”
“So was I!”
Toma slapped Yamapi’s arm, “Well I told you to cut your hair!”
Pi snorted, “Like your hair is any better!”

3.

Your breath hitches as he inches closer and like a virgin; you start to lick your suddenly dry lips and pretend that you know what you are doing when you really don’t. Girls are already hard enough as it is, boys, you realize now, are even harder. You blush when he carefully removes your robe and you watch as it pools in your feet. You suddenly feel cold and very much naked but his eyes never left yours, he touches your naked torso and you close your eyes not because you are terrified but because you don’t want him to see how nervous you are.

Don’t be nervous, he tells you, his breath warm on your neck, I’ll be careful. You feel your face turn 12 different shades of red at the connotation of his words and at the back of your mind; you have an image of yourself looking like a swollen ripe tomato. You shake your head no and deny the too obvious fact. I’m not nervous.

He gives you the smile you love so much, the one which makes your heart beat fast and your breath shallow and you feel 18 all over again, in front of your first girlfriend, your first lover. But the person in front of you now is no girl; it’s a different kind of first this time, a really different kind of first time.


4.

He leaned close and pressed a kiss on Toma's temple.
His best friend raised an eyebrow, "What was that for?"
Yamapi smiled, "Nothing, you're just special."

{JE gossip} TOMAMOVIE plus TegoJin

Well, this is old news but YAY! Wow for Toma, barely 2 years of acting and already a protagonist in a movie. BEATS YAMAPI anyday! I'm so happy for this guy! Now all I need is another quickie slash passionate night with wifey Pi and all is well in my world. Hey, I may even start flailing again!!

Toma: Pi! I got my first movie role!
Pi: Yay! *kisses Toma*
Toma: Yay! *kisses back*

*another passionate night jweb entry which kill us fangirls*

Also, TegoJin rumors are AWESOME! So much win! It actually made me forget about Kame's tranny escapades for 2 seconds! Oh Jingoshi, never leave me. *teary eyes* I want a mud wrestle between the two to determine the higher slut! I'm totally voting for Jin's powerful hips!....Then again, Tegoshi does have a phallic mouth. Gad, choices, choices.

Tego: You hips might be sluttier but my mouth is wider!
Jin: Fuck you! Unlike your hips, my mouth can fit a lot!

Dramas: Majo Saiban is beyond amazing. I now want that "Think twice" shirt in blue. I want one Toma worn! If I can't have the shirt, I want the Tommy Hilfigher briefs/boxers. I would totally frame it. Really. I even want his bracelets. Actually, I just want Toma. Yeah,...that's about it. Also, I am loving the witch. I want to be her.

AtaDan is LOVE. Ougad, I wonder why i'm so obsessed with Horikita Maki. Everything she does will always be amazing to me. My lesbian tendencies reach new heights everytime she so much as blinks. Then again, I hate her for always being surrounded by GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS men! Hmph.

EDIT: Apparently, Toma is going to appear in 5LDK on May 21st and Yamapi is the VTR. (I don't know for who though, since Tokyo is also there.) BUT YAY! Ougad, TomaPi are everywhere! What's happening?!