Tomapi fanfics!

Toma, Take note of your hoe's words of wisdom:

"I would never say 'I like you' or 'I love you'. I would rather have you feel it from the way I act."

*nods wisely*

See? All that "Let's not lie", birthday celebration dinner, majosai quickies, apologizing to Toma's fans because Toma can't stop talking about him when we all know that Pi started the whole thing by calling out Toma on his jweb! ....Clearly, Pi doesn't know that we can see through him. Sigh. I love ghei boys in love. They make my life so much brighter with their unicorns and rainbows and hardcore ...uh...manly affection?

P: I have a pressing question which requires your utmost intelligence.
C: Shoot.
P: Do you think that under that basketball uniform, Yamapi's wearing really loose boxer shorts?
C: *eyes glazed*.....Whut?



In any case, I hope not. I wouldn't want anything else to get in the way of ..you know,..Basketball? This is about basketball right? Of course it is, there's dancing! (Sorry, the entire Mola thing reminded me of "Superman" in Hot Shot!)

Since I am seriously, seriously FREE, I decided to compile all the hard to find? Tomapi fic links I saved in my comp, I know I promised doing this for someone but I seriously cannot remember who. Sorry for that.

Ikuta Toma and the clever fanfiction title - I am pimping this over and over and over because dude, it's Toma as Harry Potter, Yamapi as Ron and Hee Chul as Hermione. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG? (Hint: Bakanishi) Knowledge of KPOP might be useful but not necessarily required.

No title - Yamapi being... Jealous?

Scents of winter - Vague, but loved.

Elisions - I think this is my favorite for no reason? I keep re-reading it.

Remember - The greatest thing about being human was that you didn't have to rememeber.

The Ring - I AM SO SAD THIS NEVER GOT FINISHED DANG ITTTT!!!! (I seriously LOVE whatever/everything she wrote.)

State of Stability - Anorexic Pi, Pin friendship. I don't even know if this is Tomapi...But he's there.

Murder before Slumber - More Akame-ish (and Pin stupidity) than Tomapi but to be fair, it was hilarious. *pats everyone's shoulders* There's groping involved?

Eight page conspiracy - I don't know where you were if you've never read this. Read every Tomapi fic she has here.

Kissing? - I've just realized that she also posted a Pi-nuki icon in one of her entries. Now I feel guilty for leaving comments on her page! She probably thought I stole it from her...Eep.

No title - It's cute. Also, cycles, it never got finished but the premise was awesome.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened - Sad.

People are strange when you're a stranger - Sadder.

Not forgetting - Here's to half their lives of friendship.

Infinity's end - Toma would do anything to help a friend.

Toma birthday drabbles - Toma/Everyone

No title - LOL. Akira and Shuchi - GRRR. I want to finish this. *grabby hands* WANT!

Toma drabble - TomaPi/TomaShun/TomaMatsuJun

The art of purchase - Yamapi hates shopping with Toma.

Sparkling diamonds - Maybe you can find the best things in pubs.

Untitled - Toma as Mr. X

The spaces in a body - I should tell you, I should tell you.

The Cult of Dolce and Gabbana - HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. And I thought Toma sports Tommy. And Silly Pi, if that Kurosagi scene is to be trusted, D&G supports nothing. Nothing.

Another day at the office - TomaGURI. Just because Toma is more concerned of being killed by MatsuJun than not debuting.

Chance - It's Tomapi if you squint really, really hard.

5 ways Toma gets to debut - squint!

Decadence is Godly - So very, very strange.

Untitled - Smut.

Kink - I honestly, honestly LAUGHED so hard at this and I don't know why, Gad. It's seriously...Wrong? TomaPin.

You got served - Squint!

This - Because she goes crazy and write fics sometimes. *my cue to run like hell*

Half our lives - HUG! And You never have to be alone

Oh what nice arms you have, Yamapi - Is actually a locked fic?

Pink Teddy Bears - Sigh.

FoodSmut - I don't know what's with TomaPin's but I always find it hilarious. The scenerio's will never work out in real life.

Hurrrm....Yeah.. - Smut?

Paramour - Because Toma is HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. HOT. *andsexsexsexsexsex*

Yeah, so okay, i'm waaay too tired to bother with the rest, i'm sure you can find the others in the usual comms. We seriously need more Tomapi fics. Anyone out there willing to write?

Also,. Pimp me an undiscovered TOMAPI fic PLEASE! I BEG YOU!

Here, have an orphan!

Tomapi: Drabbles 1

Sorry guys, i've never been so LAZY in my life. I have no drive for anything!!



1.

Ikuta Toma smiled fondly at the scene which greeted him.
Yamahita Tomohisa was asleep, naked underneath the soft, comfortable blanket Toma uses to cover their bed. He nudged his lover awake.
“Hey sleepy-head.” He whispered softly, careful not to surprise the sleeping man. Yamapi opened his eyes, yawned, and then snuggled back inside the warm comforter.
“Five more minutes?” an almost childish voice said from under the covers.
Toma leaned down at the bundled figure and dropped a soft kiss on its temple. “Missed me?”
Yamapi nodded, "It's boring without you."


2.

And so they found themselves naked in bed.
“This is all your fault.” Toma accused the person beside.
Yamapi shifted then whimpered as mind-boggling pain hit his entire body. “Ow!”
Toma peeked under the white sheets again before he closed his eyes, “Please tell me this is a dream. Please.”
“Toma why does it hurt?!” His best friend demanded, “This is all your fault!"
“O..Oi! It is not! I was drunk!”
“So was I!”
Toma slapped Yamapi’s arm, “Well I told you to cut your hair!”
Pi snorted, “Like your hair is any better!”

3.

Your breath hitches as he inches closer and like a virgin; you start to lick your suddenly dry lips and pretend that you know what you are doing when you really don’t. Girls are already hard enough as it is, boys, you realize now, are even harder. You blush when he carefully removes your robe and you watch as it pools in your feet. You suddenly feel cold and very much naked but his eyes never left yours, he touches your naked torso and you close your eyes not because you are terrified but because you don’t want him to see how nervous you are.

Don’t be nervous, he tells you, his breath warm on your neck, I’ll be careful. You feel your face turn 12 different shades of red at the connotation of his words and at the back of your mind; you have an image of yourself looking like a swollen ripe tomato. You shake your head no and deny the too obvious fact. I’m not nervous.

He gives you the smile you love so much, the one which makes your heart beat fast and your breath shallow and you feel 18 all over again, in front of your first girlfriend, your first lover. But the person in front of you now is no girl; it’s a different kind of first this time, a really different kind of first time.


4.

He leaned close and pressed a kiss on Toma's temple.
His best friend raised an eyebrow, "What was that for?"
Yamapi smiled, "Nothing, you're just special."

In which I actually update!

I feel as if I haven't updated in years! How's everyone?
Just click on the image to see it. I'm too lazy to correct. ol

TomaPi drabbles...I think.

Lol. A friend kindly directed me to a website called drabble-matic

These are the results. LOL.

The Miracle Of The Raccoon

Toma hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a dying man gasping for air. He loathed it.

Every December, Toma would feel himself getting all aflame inside. He refused to put up a Christmas shirt, he snapped at anyone lucky enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Toma had to go to the mall to buy a pregnant teddy. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sexily around and so much Christmas music blaring huskily, he thought his thighs would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a glowing man collecting for charity. Toma never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the glowing man dropped his bells and ran on the bed. There was a shocked raccoon right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the glowing man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Toma rushed out and boldly pushed them both out of the way. There was a painful bang and then everything went dark.

When Toma woke up, he was in a perfect room. There was a Christmas shirt in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Toma's neck hurt. A lot.

The glowing man came into the room. "I'm so handsome!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Yamapi. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken."

Toma hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas shirt up and his neck was broken, he felt quite creepy, especially when he looked at Yamapi.

"Your neck must hurt beautifully," Yamapi said. "I think this will help." And he licked Toma several times.

Now Toma felt very creepy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Yamapi. "I love you," he said, and kissed Yamapi hotly.

"I love you too," said Yamapi. Just then, the raccoon ran into the room and nuzzled Toma's chest. "I brought him home with us," Yamapi said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Toma said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.
---

Lucky Lang Syne

Toma sipped boldly at his drink and stood lucky behind a pants. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel aflame and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how glowing his thighs got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Toma knew very well why he was at the party: to see Yamapi.

Ah, Yamapi. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his shocked neck made Toma's heart beat like a dying man gasping for air.

But tonight everyone was masked. Toma peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Yamapi. There, he thought, the man over by the shirt, the pregnant one with the racoon mask. It had to be Yamapi. No one else could look so handsome, even in a raccoon mask.

He began to walk Toma's way and Toma started to panic. What if he actually talked to Toma?

Yamapi came right up to Toma and Toma thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Yamapi said sexily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the teddy," Toma said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so perfect.

Just then, a creepy voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Toma's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Yamapi might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Yamapi swept Toma into his arms, bent him on the bed, and kissed Toma hotly, slipping him the tongue and groping his chest.

Toma could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out beautifully and pulled Yamapi's mask off his face. It was Yamapi! "I knew it was you," Toma said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Yamapi said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Toma watched him go. He would be right back, Toma was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.
---


I'm Dreaming Of A Pregnant Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Toma sat huskily on the bed, sipping lucky eggnog.

He looked at the glowing shirt hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Yamapi had hung it there, just before they looked at each other beautifully and then fell into each other's arms and licked each other's thighs.

If only I hadn't been so shocked, Toma thought, pouring a aflame amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Yamapi might not have got so painful and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a perfect tear and held his neck in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a handsome voice lifted sexily up in song.

I'm dreaming of a pregnant Christmas

Just like a dying man gasping for air

Toma ran to the door. It was Yamapi, looking creepy all over with snow.

"I missed you boldly," Yamapi said. "And I wanted to lick your thighs again."

Toma hugged Yamapi and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Yamapi said.

"I think so too," Toma said and they licked each other's thighs until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted raccoon chest and lived hotly until Toma got drunk again.
---

Sexily Tripping

Toma tripped along boldly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Yamapi, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a raccoon hopping along, carrying a shirt in its mouth.

Toma was almost on the bed when he came across a pregnant cake, lying alone on a handsome plate. "That must be a treat from my shocked bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked lucky, so he ate it.

It gave him the most painful tingling sensation in his thighs. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Yamapi.

When Yamapi came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Toma cried beautifully.

"Your neck! And your chest!" Yamapi said. "They're creepy! Can't you feel it?"

Toma felt his neck and his chest. They were indeed quite creepy. "Oh, no!" Toma said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that pregnant cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Yamapi said. "I got you a teddy. It must have been that glowing man who lives nearby. He acts a little hotly, ever since he licked a pants."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Toma sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Yamapi said huskily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your neck is really perfect like that."

"Really?" Toma dried her tears. Toma kissed Yamapi and it was an entirely aflame sensation, like a dying man gasping for air.

They spent the night having entirely aflame sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.
---

A Glowing Day To Lick

Toma stepped beautifully out into the pregnant sunshine, and admired Yamapi's thighs. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a painful sight."

Yamapi climbed off the pants and walked hotly across the grass to greet his lover. Toma patted Yamapi on the chest and then tried to lick him boldly, but without success.

"That's all right," Yamapi said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not creepy," Toma. "Not as creepy as the time we licked on the bed."

Yamapi nodded sexily. "We were perfect back in those days."

"Our necks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Toma said. "Everything seems aflame and lucky when you're young."

"Of course," Yamapi said. "But now we're shocked, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."

"Huskily?" Toma said . "But how?"

"With this," Yamapi said and held out a handsome teddy. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."

Toma swallowed the teddy at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick huskily. They licked like a dying man gasping for air. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Thin line

Title: Thin line
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa and Ikuta Toma
Genre: Fluff
Rating: G
Summary: Toma doesn't know where they stand.

“Tadaima.” Ikuta Toma smiled fondly at the scene which greeted him.

Yamahita Tomohisa was asleep, naked underneath the soft, comfortable blanket Toma used to cover their bed. He watched the sleeping figure; a sleeping Yamapi is a beautiful Yamapi. His skin glowed in the pale moonlight and his face looked as fragile as a child. Sometimes, Toma feels that his lover is ethereal.

He leaned down at the bundled figure and pressed a soft kiss on its temple.

Except for a soft moan, Toma received no other reaction. He let out a tired sigh then proceeded to remove his clothes and entered the shower stall.

He felt confused.

They have been sleeping together for the past two months and yet not one of them defined their relationship. They weren’t together, together but neither were they just best friends. It was as if they were somewhere in between but no one wants to say it out loud.

It was very frustrating.

He remembered the day well, Yamapi invited to treat him out to a celebratory dinner as congratulations on his new drama. They both came from work and were wearing only jeans and shirts, looking like teenagers on a prowl. Somehow, they ended up on a seaside restaurant in the middle of nowhere and had the time of their lives. It was a fun evening full of running jokes and reminiscing about their Shounen club days while tasting each others’ food and just enjoying each other’s company.

After dinner, they walked along the shoreline and exchanged gossip about Takki’s new favorite, Tegoshi’s love for bananas and something about Jin undergoing brain transplant being the real reason why he went to LA. Toma had pushed Yamapi in the cold water and in return his so –called best friend pulled Toma along with him.

“Mou~! Pi!”

“That’s what you get for attempting to push me!”

Both wet, they laughed about the silliest things like Kanjani8 and goats and how can a starfish stay alive above water and why can’t they eat anything they want without ever getting fat and how life is so unfair because Bakanishi is fat and no one ever cares.

“It’s the hips.”

“I can roll my hips that way too!”

Toma had rolled his eyes and flicked Yamapi’s forehead, “Baka! Everyone loves you.” He remembered saying while he sat on the surprisingly warm sand and patted the space beside him. Yamapi had smiled, took a seat next to him and rested his head on Toma’s shoulder.

“I really am your weakness, aren’t I?” Yamapi asked softly.

“You really are.” He replied, touching his best friend’s cheek. “You really, really are.”

In a moment of insanity, he tilted his head and pressed a soft kiss on Yamapi’s head. His best friend responded by dropping a wet kiss on his shoulder.

“That tickles!” Toma giggled.

“Hmm?”

Yamapi, acting like his old character, Akira, bit his earlobe.

“Kon!”

“Oi!”

Toma had laughed and somehow, they ended up in bed together that night. In a way, he knew that it was a long time coming, they were best friends but they both knew that there was something more there. They just refused to acknowledge it until that night.

Morning came and a sleepy, grumpy Yamapi woke him up complaining about how everything hurts and how Toma was a big bad monster. Toma, on his part, had the audacity to act confused, then look embarrassed as realization dawned.

He stared at his best friend’s blank face. “Do you regret it?”

Yamapi bit his lip, smiled. “I don’t regret doing anything with you.”

Before they knew it, they were living together, sharing Toma’s one bedroom apartment like what most couples do. His bedroom is now littered with Pi’s clothes and Doraemon DVD’s and his bathroom always smelled like rose shampoo. It was an ideal situation and he was happy. Except that he didn’t know what Yamapi felt for him, they’ve discussed every aspect of their relationship except love.

Toma turned off the shower and rubbed himself dry; he donned one of Yamapi’s old, tattered sweatpants before slipping inside the warm covers of his bed. He took a deep breath and leaned close to brush Yamapi’s silky bangs of his face.

“Hey Pi?”

His best friend stirred,.. “…uhgnh?” Sat up, “You’re back!”

Toma’s fingertips touched the face he loved so well, “Why are you with me?” he asked softly, looking into his lovers eyes, “I want to know.”

Yamapi pulled him close and touched their foreheads together, “Isn’t that obvious?” his Tomohisa whispered, smiling into Toma’s troubled eyes, “I’m with you because you’re my weakness too."

Comfortable

Title: Comfortable
Pairing: Yamashita Tomohisa and Ikuta Toma
Genre: fluff?
Rating: PG
Summary: Because their relationship is comfortable.

Yamashita Tomohisa blinked.

“Yo!” Ikuta Toma smiled as he pushed his way inside his best friends’ house. “So what shall we do?”

“Toma, I said call me when you have free time, not stalk me. It’s fucking 2 AM! What the hell are you doing here?!” He followed his friend who walked to the direction of his kitchen.

Toma looked at him, “Eeeh?! I thought it was only 12 or something! Gomenasai!” he smiled sheepishly at Pi, “Can I eat before I leave? I’ve been shooting voice and I haven’t eaten since 4 in the afternoon.”

“Wait, you went here directly after shooting?” Yamapi asked, aghast. He knew for a fact that his friend shoots in Osaka and will need to ride the train for 3 hours just to reach him. “Toma…” he uttered, trying to ignore the fact that his face felt like a red tomato. “You didn’t have to.”

His best friend laughed, “It’s okay, it’s been so long since we hanged-out together. I’m just sorry I arrived so late. I left at 10 and slept on the train, I guess I was disoriented and thought it was still early. Gomenasai!” he bowed.

Yamapi hit his head gently, “Baka! It’s alright, just sleep here. The extra futon is in the cleaners but we can share my bed. It’s big enough for both of us.” He explained as he rummaged their fridge for food. He took out a pack of gyoza and slipped it inside the microwave to heat it. “You know where everywhere is, feel free to get what you need and freshen up while I make you something.”

“Thanks!”

Yamapi boiled a pot of tea and sliced himself a chocolate cake. He wasn’t particularly fond of sweets but his sister made it for him and his mom for valentines’ day and he has yet to taste it. He got a bowl of rice, placed the gyoza on the table and sat down. Toma sat opposite him, clad in a pair of Yamapi’s gray sweats and a black razorback shirt.

“Itadakimasu!” Toma said before biting into the meat. He smiled happily at Yamapi who was staring at him. “How are you?” He asked after he swallowed the rice.

His best friend sighed. “Bored. There’s nothing in my schedule until next month. I keep watching animes and old episodes of shounen club.”

“Well! Why don’t you go out and have fun! Meet girls or something!” Toma suggested while he eyed Pi’s cake.

Pi pouted. “But everyone’s busy! Including you! Even mabudachi is nowhere to be found! I’m bored!” he whined at his best friend while he forked a slice of cake and slipped it inside Toma’s mouth unconsciously.

“Well, I’m here now!” The older one chewed, “Uwaah! This is delicious!” He declared as he pushed his tea towards the pouty-faced Pi.

“My sister made it.” Yamapi said and took a sip from Toma’s cup. “Here, you can have the cherry.” He said as he held the fruit out to Toma who immediately bit into it.

“I should marry your sister!”

The younger one glared at him. “If you become my brother in law, I’ll kill you.”

Toma winked, “Well, what if I become your sister’s brother in law?”

“For that to happen you need to marry me!” Yamapi announced.

“Eh? Are you asking me? Sure!”

“TOMA!”

“Ehehe. Kidding, kidding!” Ikuta Toma stood up and started washing the dishes. He handed the washed utensils to the permed guy beside him, who started drying it with an old rug.

They tidied the kitchen before going to Yamapi’s room.

“So….” Toma began as he eyed the twin bed, “Are we also going to place 3 pillows in the middle? You know…So our eyes won’t meet?”

Pi laughed, “Don’t mock KoyaShige, those two might be idiots but they’ll get there.” He opened the comforter and slipped inside while Toma switched off the lights before bouncing on the bed. Pi hit him again. “I’ll push you off if you kick me!” He threatened

Toma smiled in the dark.

“So what are your plans for tomorrow?” He asked conversationally as he snuggly wrapped himself and his friend in the warm comforter. He moved closer, trying to see the guy’s face in the dark.

Pi pumped a pillow and handed it to him, “Nothing, you?”

“I have a day off, wanna be my date?” Toma asked as he placed the pillow on under his head.

The younger of the two smiled shyly, “Sure. Where do you want to go?”

“I don’t know, anywhere is fine, do you want to go somewhere special?”

“Yeah. If it’s okay with you…I’d like to ride a ferris wheel again.” Yamapi whispered.

His best friend stared at him.

“Not if you don’t want though.” Pi immediately backtracked, “I was just reminiscing, I mean it’s alright, you can wait for me while I ride…. Please don’t laugh I’m serious!” He shouted, “Oi!”

Toma traced Pi’s forehead lines. “You’re cute when you’re flustered. I’d love to ride it with you again. It’s a date.” He whispered as he planted a kiss on his friend’s forehead. Then moved to Yamapi’s cheeks, his nose, and finally, his lips.

Yamapi opened his lips as he felt a warm tongue invade his mouth. He tried to contain his moan but it left his mouth the moment Toma licked his lower lip. “Mmmm..” he protested as Toma’s mouth left his. “Why did you stop?” he whimpered.

Toma wrapped his hands around Pi’s chest and dropped a soft kiss on the shell of his ear.

“Don’t worry Tomohisa. We have all the time in the world.”

Yamapi smiled.

Yes, they have all the time in the world.

Who knows? Maybe they can make out tomorrow in the Ferris wheel.