{Video} Ikuta Toma on Shin Domoto Kyoudai

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{Video} Ikuta Toma

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TOMAPI FIC: The moobs factor

Title: The moobs factor

Pairing: Supposedly TomaPi but for some reason, a lot of JE ninja’ed themselves in.

Genre: Crack?

Summary: Apparently, YamaPi had breast enhancements.

A/N: A BIRTHDAY fic for a friend. This fic made me realize that I was not meant to write crack (unless it’s real life) or porn. Lol, I tried hard! UNBETA’ed! Beware of tenses, they're all over the place.

 

It all started with Ikuta Toma.

Well, not really. It actually all started with Jin but we’ll get to that. So anyway, Toma was busy staring at Yamapi’s fluffy pink sweater one fine monday morning. He thinks that life is so not fair and that he needed more sleep because for some strange reason, he finds himself staring at the circle-shaped design near Pi’s chest and thinks that they look tasty. In fact, they look exactly like the meat buns his grandmother used to bake. And so of course, he just had to tell someone that fact.

That someone turned out to be none other than his cafeteria seatmate and loyal friend Akanishi Jin. Now, as everyone probably already know, the Bakanishi is a lot more stupid than his fan girls would like to admit. And so, when Toma told him that the design in Pi’s sweater looked a lot like the meat buns his grandma used to make, Jin’s instant reaction was to do a very complicated hip-roll that had the 7836 gay managers of JE looking at him like he was God’s gift to women, (Which he IS.) and that he should be given an new solo with English lyrics like “sweet” and “secretions” for the greater good of the company.

Johnny Kitagawa just thinks that maybe it was time for another nightly visit.

Then of course, Jin’s brain (or brains. I can’t really tell.) finally processed that his friend had said something very important and he just had to answer. 

“Huh?” Was what he said. 
“Forget it.” Was Toma’s reply.

Now, Toma, had of course, already forgotten that little incident and was moving on with his own life by trying out a few of Aiba’s feather boa collection while the whole of ARASHI debate whether or not they should wear color-coded underwear for their 11^th anniversary party. But unfortunately for him, (Toma) Jin had a very good memory (although others might term it "slow understanding.”) and remembered what his very good friend told him.

“Did you know that Pi’s moobs are actually meat buns?” Jin told the first person he saw the moment he remembered what he thought Toma said. That first person happened to be a very good band mate of Yamapi’s and was currently very hungry.

“Meat buns?” Massu’s eyes glazed. He didn’t realize that his leader liked to keep his food in his chest. He thought that maybe that was where Pi hides his secret stash to keep them warm and so that is why they (the NEWS members) never see him eat anything other than that disgusting protein jelly. Massu decided that maybe it was time for an investigation. Besides, it was almost time for lunch.

“Eh? Leader’s chest is full of meat buns?” Tegoshi exclaimed. Massu nodded. Tegoshi tilted his head. He doesn’t really care but he remembered touching them before and come to think of it, Yamashita-san’s moobs are indeed soft and warm. “Sou ka.” He told Massu who he noticed, was now eyeing their leader’s chest with a very hungry look in his eyes. Tegoshi hoped that his singing partner wouldn’t bite their leaders’ chest suddenly. YamaPi cannot afford to be hospitalized because he still needs to do Tegoshi’s make-up for their concert tonight. He spotted Nagase-san and decided that it was time to be Godly. He needed a back-up just in case.

Koichi knew his friend wasn’t exactly the brightest bulb in JE but neither was he the dimmest. No one else but Domoto Koichi would know that the honor belongs to the sluttiest KATTUN member who is not Kame. Or Koki. Or Junno. Or Ueda. Or that guy with the big nose.

“What do you mean Yamashita-san’s chest is fat? They’re called pecs.” 
“Tegoshi told me that when he touched YamaPi’s moobs, they were big and fatty. I think he’s taking estrogen pills to make them bigger. That bastard.”

The Kinki kid sighed. His creepy partner will have a field day with this one. Heck, he might even change his hairstyle again. Which, now that Koichi had thought about it, would serve him well. Because seriously, what’s up with the perm?

“Did you know that your precious YamaPi has BOOBS?” Tsubasa told his best friend who was busy…. doing something he usually does when they’re not doing anything else. 

“Mfffgh?” Came Takizawa’s muffled reply. 

Tsubasa groaned. (Not that it's important to the story.) The newly bald Tsuyoshi had earlier told him that it seems Yamapi was growing breasts underneath that sweater he was wearing. Apparently, the whole of JE was talking about Yamashita Tomohisa’s not so secret boobs.

Now, Tackey, who considers himself as a father to his favorite kohai, immediately cornered the now supposedly boobied (there is no such word, just so we’re all clear on this.) Yamapi inside the NEWS dressing room and demanded that he be shown the “goodies” as it was his job as a responsible surrogate father to name them. He had already decided that right was Tackey, left was Tsubasa. Or Jinnifer and Shigeako. Whichever fits better.

Needless to say, Yamapi dragged a confused Toma from doing MatsuJun’s dirty laundry into the JE elite lounge and threw him on the king sized bed owned by Chinen, (Because Ohno sleeps there sometimes) and started stripping. Toma stared and thought that he might as well wash that sweater too. And the shirt. And the moobs…

Which, he later found out,  tastes a whole lot better than the meat buns his grandmother used to bake.

And with that, our story ends.

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“Did you guys know that Yamapi had breast implants?” Yoko gleefully informed his band mates.

They ignored him.

So what?

Yasu still wears a skirt.

TOMAPI FIC: Nicknames

“Are you sure we’re ready for this?” Ikuta Toma asked the person beside him.

Yamapi grinned his happy grin. “Yes, I’m sure. You?”

“Couldn’t be more sure!” he answered as he carried the boxes containing their personal belongings inside the TWO-bedroom condominium they rented.

Yamapi surveyed the spacey living room, “We can watch our shows here with Jin and others!”

“We can even see the Jimusho building from here!” Toma exclaimed as he opened the curtains. “Wow! Being on the 14^th floor makes me feel like I’m in heaven! This is great Pi! I’m glad I asked you to do this with me!” He faced his bestfriend and gave him a tight hug. “Domo arigatou gozaimasu ta! Tomo-chan!”

“Heh,” Pi reacted, “Don’t call me that!”

“Eh?” older of the two laughed, “But it sounds better! Toma-kun and Tomo-chan!”

“Akira shock!” Yamapi exclaimed, getting into his old character, “Why am I a chan and you’re a kun?”

“Because Tomo-kun sounds weird.” Toma explained patiently, “And you don’t look like a Tomo-kun, you look like a Tomo-chan!” He pranced around the room, obviously contented with his explanation.

Pi pouted, “But I’m a guy!”

“Yes, but you’re girly!”

“EH?!” Yamapi stared at his best friend, “You know, my fans normally say I’m manly because of my body.”

“They say that because they don’t know that you like to iron your hair and wear pink underwear!”

“That doesn’t make me girly!” The normally self-composed Johnny’s’ talent exclaimed, his lips forming a cute puppy pout. “Besides, you iron your hair too!”

Toma guffawed, “You don’t notice it but you like to pout, you blush easily and when you don’t cover your mouth when you smile, you let out girly giggles!”

“Nanda sore? I don’t do that! What are you talking about?” Pi vehemently denied as his best friend dragged him toward the mirror located near the entrance of their apartment.

“Here, see?” Toma pointed at Pi’s lips in the mirror, “You’re biting your lips again.”

Yamapi stared, “It’s just a habit!”

“For girls only Tomo-chan!”

“Oh, forget it. Call me what you want!” Pi smiled as their eyes met in the mirror. “Just not in front of others okay?”

Toma hugged him from behind, rested his head on Pi’s shoulder and smiled,

“Hai, Pipi-chan.”  

TOMAPI FIC: Cold

Disclaimer: Believe me, if these two were my own characters, they’d be doing enough “sexy time” to please even the non-Tomapi fangirls.

PG: G!

 

A/N: Go easy on me; this is my first TOMAPI fiction EVER.

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Yamashita Tomohisa hated filming when the weather was not agreeable. He hated the icy climate and the cold studio in which they were shooting. He found that his lips are sensitive to the cold and tend to crack whenever exposed. He hated his weird perm and the blue scrub suit he needed to wear for his new drama. Thankfully, the Director decided to postpone the next scene as the backdrop to be used are ‘mysteriously’ missing. He entered his assigned dressing room, grabbed the blue blanket he found on top of the dresser and lay down on the comfy leather sofa intending to catch a few winks.

He licked his cracked lips.

“Maido ari.” He muttered before surrendering into a deep slumber.

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Ikuta Toma loved cold weathers, he loved wearing his cool jackets and he loved feeling the cold wind brush against his face. He took the elevator to the 11^th floor of the Fuji TV building and found himself smiling at the thought of seeing Yamashita again.

“When was the last time? 2 months ago?” He thought to himself as the elevator door opened and big signs pointing to the dressing area greeted him. Toma scanned the rooms one by one until he saw his best friend sleeping in one of the dressing room sofas. 

He grinned.

Yamapi was wrapped in a blue blanket looking like a lost-puppy. 

“Tomohisa.” He whispered in Pi’s ear. “Moshi, moshi!”

The curly-haired J actor didn’t even move.

“Eh?” Toma took out his cell phone and took a picture of his ‘beloved’ best friend. He arranged the blue blanket comfortably around Pi and caressed the poor guy’s hair.

He noticed the cracked lips and chuckled to himself as he remembered that his friend hated the cold. He leaned down intending to wake the sleeping beauty to say hello, 

and THAT, was when he lost it.

Ikuta Toma impulsively pressed a kiss on Yamashita Tomohisa’s cold lips.

His best friend stirred.

Toma jumped back as far away as possible.

Panicked.

“Ore wa homo ja nai!” His mind kept repeating, “Oh God! What have I done?!” “That’s okay? Right? I mean we’re friends! FRIENDS! Friends kiss…Right? Shun and I kissed!..Right?”

He sneaked a peek at Pi.

Still sleeping.

Toma let out a sigh of relief and quietly let himself out.

He needed to think. “Where’s my phone?”

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Yamashita opened his eyes and instantly knew that something was different. One, his blanket was wrapped snugly against him and two, he felt strangely giddy.

“I wonder why?” He checked his mails and found himself staring at a picture of him sleeping.

He laughed. Pi knew that only Toma would spend time sending things like that. Ryo would rather call and Jin would not even bother taking his picture. Much more, send it to him.

Yamapi texted his reply:

“You should have woken me up! I really wanted to see and talk to you!” And he really did. He missed Toma. He really liked having him around and hanging out with him, out of all his friends, Ikuta Toma was the only one who understood him the most.

“Oh I can’t do that. You looked so peaceful sleeping I didn’t  the heart to wake you up. Work hard Yamashita! I’ll also work hard.” – was Toma’s reply.

Yamapi felt his cheeks warm, “Baka! I don’t mind if it’s you" He answered as his assistant entered the room to inform him that the next scene will start shooting in 5 minutes.

He pocketed his phone and folded the blue blanket.

As he left the dressing room he realized something,

His lips aren’t cold anymore.