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Showing posts with label Tegoshi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tegoshi. Show all posts
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
{JE gossip} TOMAMOVIE plus TegoJin
Well, this is old news but YAY! Wow for Toma, barely 2 years of acting and already a protagonist in a movie. BEATS YAMAPI anyday! I'm so happy for this guy! Now all I need is another quickie slash passionate night with wifey Pi and all is well in my world. Hey, I may even start flailing again!!
Toma: Pi! I got my first movie role!
Pi: Yay! *kisses Toma*
Toma: Yay! *kisses back*
*another passionate night jweb entry which kill us fangirls*
Also, TegoJin rumors are AWESOME! So much win! It actually made me forget about Kame's tranny escapades for 2 seconds! Oh Jingoshi, never leave me. *teary eyes* I want a mud wrestle between the two to determine the higher slut! I'm totally voting for Jin's powerful hips!....Then again, Tegoshi does have a phallic mouth. Gad, choices, choices.
Tego: You hips might be sluttier but my mouth is wider!
Jin: Fuck you! Unlike your hips, my mouth can fit a lot!
Dramas: Majo Saiban is beyond amazing. I now want that "Think twice" shirt in blue. I want one Toma worn! If I can't have the shirt, I want the Tommy Hilfigher briefs/boxers. I would totally frame it. Really. I even want his bracelets. Actually, I just want Toma. Yeah,...that's about it. Also, I am loving the witch. I want to be her.
AtaDan is LOVE. Ougad, I wonder why i'm so obsessed with Horikita Maki. Everything she does will always be amazing to me. My lesbian tendencies reach new heights everytime she so much as blinks. Then again, I hate her for always being surrounded by GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS men! Hmph.
EDIT: Apparently, Toma is going to appear in 5LDK on May 21st and Yamapi is the VTR. (I don't know for who though, since Tokyo is also there.) BUT YAY! Ougad, TomaPi are everywhere! What's happening?!
Friday, May 8, 2009
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
{Video} NEWS on Music Station 5/01/09
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Notes: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! Apparently, TEGOSHI tops MASSU!
Notes: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH!! Apparently, TEGOSHI tops MASSU!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Saturday, December 13, 2008
It's not all in the family
Like everyone else's families who do not live in Japan. My family does not understand JE. But when I think about it, how could they? JE isn't exactly what you'd call "family friendly."
Whenever my brother uses the mac, he gets confused with the wallpaper I use. He thinks Tegoshi is a girl. Actually, he thinks Tegoshi is the same GIRL in Hana Kimi. Which I have to agree, is kind of understandable. Even I think Tegoshi and Maki look alike. He also thinks Massu is like...12 and therefore, his sister (me!) is a PEDO. Well LA-DI-DA! Guess i'm in the same league as the great JOHNNY KITAGAWA himself. (At least we have something in common.) Well, I guess I can be proud of the fact that I never fangirl'd HSJ! Imagine if it was Chinen?! I'd be like... serving sentence by now.
My sister cannot understand how Kame is NOT gay. (I never did tell her that Kame is indeed gay. i don't have enough proof!) Considering that she plucks her eyebrows like, every weekend. I get her issues with the turtle. Especially since Kame's eyebrows still look better than hers. Another thing that bothers her are Yamapi's moobs. She thinks it's all PHOTOSHOPPED. Owing to the fact that Yamapi isn't even fat enough to have MOOBS. I personally don't care how those moobies are made. As long as they're connected to Pi's chest and they're NOT LACTATING, I am HAPPY.
I fear the day my mother shall ever get to meet KATTUN. I don't think their see-through clothes, dead animals and phallic earrings will convince her that they're wholesome and some of the members probably never had women sex in their lives. So it's not like I even had the chance to miss anything. She doesn't exactly have to worry about my sanity and my taste in men. Or woman. Whatever. The point is, with the way KATTUN dresses, no matter how much I tell her that, "MOM! They're like, totally GHEI!" I doubt she'll ever believe me.
My elder brother laughs in my face. Mainly because he caught me watching Arashi in a dress and needless to say, he never let me forget about it. Lesson learned? It's better to be caught watching porn than to be caught watching men in drag. Because apparently, hardcore porn is a hundred times more normal than men in wigs. I'm only thankful it was Arashi and not Kanjani8 in their ranger costumes. I can only imagine what kind of jokes my brother can come up with once he sees Yasu being molested by ...oh, I don't know. The WHOLE band?
My friends are a different matter altogether. My bf thinks that Bakanishi is GOD and we should all be a slave to his fat hips. I beg to differ, as much as I like Jin's hip-rolling prowess, I never want to be a slave to that. NOT, when MatsuJun can still do the amazing catwalk he does.
A gay friend is totally convinced that Shige slept with all the members of NEWS. Of course, I had to defend law boy and say, "Puhleeze! Shige?! You must be thinking of Tegoshi or Pi!" And he was like:
"Try to notice the way he walks and when he dances and shakes his hips. He was fucked. HARD."
To be honest, I still think it's all Koyama's fault. Shige couldn't have slept with the entire band.('cept for Kei) If he did, his hips would have pawned Jin's by now.
A girl friend THINKS Takky slept with the entire JE management.
You and the rest of the world, sweetie.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Johnny's Entertainment
For those who has never heard of Johnny's entertainment or his BOYS, MY hats off to you. It can only mean that you are still as pure as white snow and as untouched as North Pole.
But nevertheless, let me give you a background information about JE. It is the sole, surviving gay institute of Japan. If you insist that "No, they're straight!" or "Duh, they're just really close", then WAKE UP. A building full of hot, sweaty, sexy MEN touching each other, hugging each other, kissing each other, molesting each other.... There is no chance that they're ALL straight, Some of them might be of course.. (I can't think of anyone as of the moment but I know someone HAS TO BE....Even if it turns out to be TAKKI.)
So what is it with Johnny and his boys?
Simple: Great marketing strategy. Johnny's holds EVERYBODY. (translation: Watch MAOU)
Of course, it helps that MOST of them have hips made of slinky and faces perfected with surgery.
Let me give you a few of my favorite molested boys.
Who better to start with than the person at the top?
No, not KimuTaku...As much as he is well loved, he isn't as controversial as I want him to be.
Akanishi Jin-Or, better known as Bakanishi. Jin and I have this love-hate relationship wherein one moment I cannot stand him but I can't help myself when he does his hip rolling thing. I finally realized that what I love about him is his SLUTTY-ness. (And the fact that his "baka-ness" status allowed him leeway to say all the mean things he wants and GET AWAY WITH IT!) I love the fact that he thrusts his hips at anyone and EVERYONE dead, alive, inanimate or in coma. I like to amuse myself and think that Jins' main purpose in life is to sleep with everyone in JE. *coughKamecough*
Kamenazhi Kazuya-You know what they say, "Never judge a man by his eyebrows." In Kame's case...We can't really help but judge. But you have to understand, the guy has a complex. Have you seen his old UNPLUCKED brows? You'd think it was part of his hair. I don't really think he's gay, *yeahright!* more like...Confused. He doesn't understand that he's supposed to be a guy. People usually pair him with Jin but the way I see it...I don't even think they speak to each other...*coughKoKameshippercough*
Yamashita Tomohisa-My own personal LOVE. But believe it or not, I am not blind to his faults. I may be blinded by his uber-big (are those lactating?) manboobs and slappable tushy but I am quite aware that he has faults...I can't name anything as of the moment....Anyway, Yamapi is gay. Yes. Gay. Why? Because I say he is. How valid is my word? Not valid at all. But I still maintain that he's gay. I only need to see him act around Ikuta Toma for my gaydar to start acting up. *insertpicturetoidentifytruelove*
Nishikido Ryo- The Poison tongue. He is not as evil as he seems. Well, at least not evil enough for me. I personally think he's just... Uncomfortable around people, especially, those he think are a lot better than him. (No, not Ueda!) This guy has a major case of PMS. Either that or he's just plain bipolar. I mean come on! He is so scary at times yet can be sweet. He's manly then he does things that are girly(er) than Ueda curling HER hair.*watchNewSconcertstounderstandwhatImean*
Matsumoto Jun- Kami-sama! Have you guys seen this guy walk?! This is the prince of JE. (No, not really..) He's a great actor. Gorgeous! He can look girly yet act tough. Or he can look manly and act gay. Sometimes I think MatsuJun doesn't even know who he is. He just knows that he's "high up there." And he acts like it. But of course, what I love about this guy is that while he shines alone. He doesn't shine so much when he's with ARASHI. (probably because they all shine) I also love the fact that he's well...a big permed dork.
Ikuta Toma-There was a time when I thought that when it comes to crying, Yamapi is number one in JE. Until I saw this guy cry. ASDF! ASDD!(*#E)(#()!!! My poor little Toma-kun!!! I love Toma. Not that same way I love Yamapi (like: KYAA! YAMAPI-SAMA!!! KISS ME!) it's more of..."TOMA-kun! KAWAII!!" People may disagree with me but I think that he's MANLIER than YAMAPI. And THAT is the NUMBER ONE reason why he's NUMBER TWO in my heart.*tomapishippercough*
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