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Sometimes I wonder why I like you,
Sometimes I wonder why I care.
You're all about Jin Bakanishi,
when i'm all about (pink) Yamapi!
You're the only person in my world,
who tolerates MatsuJun's singing.
You hate me when I always say.
He's really just ear-raping.
You think KATTUN is wonderful, they all sing fairly well.
Don't know what your standard is, they harmonize like hell.
Arashi is my favorite, at least Ohno can sing and dance.
You laugh at me quite evilly, say, "You're one of their two fans."
You hated Yamapi's creepy perm.
And I still say you're blind!
It might look like some Grandma's wig
But it's really quite refined.
I don't know why I even bother, talking sense to you.
But then I simply realized, fandom's not the same without you.
At least we agree on something, that SHIGE is quite hot.
That he should pose butt naked, in an AnAn cover shot.
That Ryo is really pretty, with his Eito renjaa pose.
Tegoshi is phallic, when his mouth opens and close.
That Aiba is, actually, the original bakanishi.
Kinki kids don't get along, coz one of them is creepy.
We agree that Sakurai Sho should not eat something bitter,
That JE stylists should be fired for blinding us with glitter.
Kei-chan should really just, confess to his best friend.
We've been waiting forever, we wonder when it'll end.
You think that Toma should debut,
I think the same way too.
We'd die to meet Toma and Pi
Our favorite OTP.
We might not agree on a lot of things,
but I love you just the same.
Even when you prefer Jin's hips
To Kusano's funny games.
You'll always be a drama queen, you big attention whore.
I'll always be the sarcastic bitch, who'll never be a bore.
We're too different it's funny, how do we even get along?
I guess it's one of those life mysteries, they sing about in songs.
So for next year, 2009, let's agree to disagree.
Let's lay our differences aside, and indulge on a shopping spree!
