Near Death Experience

I never realized that getting your NBI clearance was such a NEAR-death experience. If it weren't for a few nice people i've met during the whole ordeal, I might have been checked in at Mental Hospital yesterday.

BRUTAL. The world is absolutely BRUTAL. People screaming at each other, fighting for NO REASON and just plain ANNOY whoever gets in their way of CLEARANCE.

I will never get any sort of clearance again. Even if I have to pay someone to do it for me.

They TOUCH you EVERYWHERE! Think PRISON WAR. I actually feel sorry for few of the guys' balls. Must have hurt.

"WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG?!!"

"FASTER!"

"YOU'RE WASTING OUR TIME!"

"LAZY PEOPLE!"

"WE PAID FOR THIS!" 

"GRRRR!"

Anyway, bottom line is, you'll end up gang raped.

And to top it all, I was in the HIT list. Which means, I either committed a crime or someone with a name like mine committed a crime and they cannot clear me unless they established that that person is not me. (which, of course, it probably is, considering the number of JAYWALKING cases I managed to collect during high school.)

Nothing's new with the world. My cellphone has broke down, my wallet is under coma and I myself am dying from lack of anything new.

ZZZzzz.

Carpe diem.

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YAMAKI FANFICTION: Two worlds

Summary:

Maki is a snobby, bratty girl who cares for nothing but herself. She spends her days stepping on men's heart and bringing shame to her family. Coming from a traditional rich family her family's business is about

 to be declared bankrupt. To save face, (and the company), her parent's decided to arrange her marriage to one of the self-made richest man in Japan, Yamashita Tomohisa. 

The death of Yamapi's parents made him a stoic, gruff man who thinks he doesn't need anybody to live, and certainly not anybody whom he can "love". At a young age, he was forced to support himself and using his superior 

intellect, managed to become one of Japan's richest men. Unfortunately, he needed a traditional rich wife, who will be his entrance key to Japan's traditional society. While he had the money, he didn't have the "class" to be considered as one of "them". 

Both hated each other's guts at first sight, He thinks she's a stupid, hypocrite brat and She thinks he's a robot, incapable of human emotion. But gradually, Maki had learned that beneath Yamapi's rough exterior lies a sweet man who can make her heart beat faster and her life seem meaningful. 

But can the two make it when everybody around them, including them, seem to think that they are "two worlds apart?"

Episode 1: An unexpected meeting

"You are going to marry the man whether you want to or not. He will come here at 9 tonight." Horikita Nanami told her belligerent daughter who was currently seething with rage. Maki slammed her fist down the dinner table. "Iyada! Zettai IYADA!" she shouted at her mother, her usually soft brown eyes almost turning black with anger. "When hell freezes over! I am not going to marry a man I have never met, much more love! I don't even know anything about him! For all we know, he was a serial killer who just made it big!" 

"Eto...Calm down dear, Maki-chan. Please" Horikita Saotome interrupted, "We're having dinner and this is not the place to shout at each other." 

"Then tell your wife to stop messing with my life!" Maki reacted. "This is all your fault! You should have said something sooner before it got to this! I'm leaving!" She stood up from her place and ran towards the center hall.

"RETURN AT 9pm or i'll have the guards look for you and tie you up." Nanami looked at her husband with cold eyes. "What happened to us?" she softly asked the man whom she once respected. "If you weren't so involved in your gambling and your endless supply of women, we wouldn't be here now." 

Saotome looked down on his beefsteak. "I'm sorry, I am."

"It's too late now. She WILL marry him. We have finalized the arrangement." 

---

Yamashita Tomohisa checked his watch for the nth time. He hated waiting for people, much more, people making him wait. But he supposed that it couldn't be helped this time. Either his friend got stuck in taping or was mobbed by fans and is probably lying in some hospital in a coma. He checked his watch again."Must be the former." He sighed and stir his coffee, really? How many times must he do this for that guy? 

He heard the door opened and checked the newcomer, he felt a little weird watching her. The girl had been crying but that didn't stop him from noticing that she had a pretty face. It wasn't stunning, in fact, his former fiancee was 10 times prettier. But she had a short hair which framed her face perfectly and eyes which make him want to stare at them for all night. He was about to make eye contact when a guy approached her and she immediately paid him much attention. Yamashita smirked. "I see, one of those girls huh?" he thought. 

He heard the door again and raised both his eyebrows at the person who entered and slid inside his booth in front of him. The guy was wearing a trench coat and ski hat.

"Honto ni gomen nasai!" Ikuta Toma apologized, smiling sheepishly. "Johnny-san needed me to do another guesting for Shounen Club. I hope you didn't wait long."

"Approximately 37 minutes." The business tycoon answered coldly. "It's 7:52 PM.

"Oh come on Pi! I tried to call! You never answered."

"I didn't bring it and don't call me YamaPi." He didn't really mind, but sometimes he felt weird being called the name only his parents and Toma call him. 

His childhood friend laughed carelessly, "It's been three months since we last saw each other and you are still as cold as ever. If I didn't know you better, i'd hate you for being mean! Let me call you Yamapi. I like Yamashita Tomohisa but it's Yamapi who is my friend." Toma took the fork in his friend's plate and took all the icing from the cake. 

Yamapi glared. "You make me sound like a split personality and you can order your own dessert you know."

"Don't mind, don't mind. You hate icing anyway." The bubbly actor licked his (gorgeous, gorgeous) lips. "So what's up? Why the call?"

Yamapi took out an engagement ring and slid it to his friend, "Here, I want you have it."

Toma dropped the fork and choked on his cake. "Eh?..*cough*..Eh?!..*cough*..EHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!! .....Nanda?! Nani! Nani?! Dou....Dou...Doushite?!" he stood up and moved around flailing his arms and walking in circles as Yamapi watched him,"Eh?! But we're both MEN!" 

The business tycoon glared at the idiot and pulled him down to sit. "Let us not be moronic. I want you to be my best man. I'm getting married." 

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!" 

"I found a girl from a traditional family with a failing business. She marries me she gets money to save them from bankruptcy. The wedding's next week. Wear white."

---

Maki stole glances at the two people behind the guy who was sitting in front of her. One, she knew was the actor Ikuta Toma, the coat and the hat did a good job of hiding the face. But she knew better, she had seen him at a party once and he had this aura which made her want to smile whenever she sees him. be it TV or in person. What she was wondering about was the other guy who seem to be the grouchiest looking man she had ever laid eyes on. His face remained expressionless and uncaring whatever Toma does. She was crushing on him a little until he presented the actor an engagement ring. Maki couldn't contain her laughter as the famous actor started jumping around,"Eh?! Super best couple huh?" she couldn't hear what he answered but from what she can see, they seem to be talking seriously about something. "maybe their wedding." She whispered to herself.

"Are you listening to me?" The guy she didn't know asked her, waving his hand in front of her face.

"Ah! Gomen, gomen, I was trying to remember something." she apologized, "I'm sorry, I have to go!" Maki stoop up and was about to ho when the guy pulled her to him.

"Oh, come on kitty-chan! Don't be cold, spend the night with me!"

"LET me go!" She slapped his hand away and went out of the diner. She was walking to her car when the guy covered her mouth and pushed her against the wall in the back of the diner.

"I SAID, LET's GO TOGETHER." The crazy guy threatened. "Let's have fun."

"No!" Maki tried to scream, crying, she shook her head.

"Silly girl, did you think I was going to let you get away?"

"Let her go." A voice interrupted the, "Or i'll call the police."

Maki tried to see who it was but before she could, she fainted from shock. 

---

"Wake up." A voice was telling her. 

She opened her eyes and found herself looking at the coldest black irises she had ever seen. "It's him!" she thought as she sat up and tried to focus her eyes. "Arigato" she whispered then looked around. She was in his car. A BMW. "Thank you very much."

The man straightened himself and handed her a tissue. "I have an appointment, so if you feel better get out of my car."

"Well you don't have to be rude!" She growled as she gathered her things and went out.

The cold man slid inside his car, "Next time you try to prostitute yourself, choose a better man." He told her bitingly before he sped away, leaving Horikita Maki, seething with rage.

"Bastard."

---

She entered her house and was about to proceed directly to her room when her maid Nakao met her, "Your parents and Yamashita-san are waiting for you in the study. Maki blinked, it was already past 2AM. 

"Still?" she asked.

The maid nodded, "Hai."

Maki sighed and made her way to the library. It was time to meet her future husband. 

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TOMAPI FIC: Nicknames

“Are you sure we’re ready for this?” Ikuta Toma asked the person beside him.

Yamapi grinned his happy grin. “Yes, I’m sure. You?”

“Couldn’t be more sure!” he answered as he carried the boxes containing their personal belongings inside the TWO-bedroom condominium they rented.

Yamapi surveyed the spacey living room, “We can watch our shows here with Jin and others!”

“We can even see the Jimusho building from here!” Toma exclaimed as he opened the curtains. “Wow! Being on the 14^th floor makes me feel like I’m in heaven! This is great Pi! I’m glad I asked you to do this with me!” He faced his bestfriend and gave him a tight hug. “Domo arigatou gozaimasu ta! Tomo-chan!”

“Heh,” Pi reacted, “Don’t call me that!”

“Eh?” older of the two laughed, “But it sounds better! Toma-kun and Tomo-chan!”

“Akira shock!” Yamapi exclaimed, getting into his old character, “Why am I a chan and you’re a kun?”

“Because Tomo-kun sounds weird.” Toma explained patiently, “And you don’t look like a Tomo-kun, you look like a Tomo-chan!” He pranced around the room, obviously contented with his explanation.

Pi pouted, “But I’m a guy!”

“Yes, but you’re girly!”

“EH?!” Yamapi stared at his best friend, “You know, my fans normally say I’m manly because of my body.”

“They say that because they don’t know that you like to iron your hair and wear pink underwear!”

“That doesn’t make me girly!” The normally self-composed Johnny’s’ talent exclaimed, his lips forming a cute puppy pout. “Besides, you iron your hair too!”

Toma guffawed, “You don’t notice it but you like to pout, you blush easily and when you don’t cover your mouth when you smile, you let out girly giggles!”

“Nanda sore? I don’t do that! What are you talking about?” Pi vehemently denied as his best friend dragged him toward the mirror located near the entrance of their apartment.

“Here, see?” Toma pointed at Pi’s lips in the mirror, “You’re biting your lips again.”

Yamapi stared, “It’s just a habit!”

“For girls only Tomo-chan!”

“Oh, forget it. Call me what you want!” Pi smiled as their eyes met in the mirror. “Just not in front of others okay?”

Toma hugged him from behind, rested his head on Pi’s shoulder and smiled,

“Hai, Pipi-chan.”  

TOMAPI FIC: Cold

Disclaimer: Believe me, if these two were my own characters, they’d be doing enough “sexy time” to please even the non-Tomapi fangirls.

PG: G!

 

A/N: Go easy on me; this is my first TOMAPI fiction EVER.

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Yamashita Tomohisa hated filming when the weather was not agreeable. He hated the icy climate and the cold studio in which they were shooting. He found that his lips are sensitive to the cold and tend to crack whenever exposed. He hated his weird perm and the blue scrub suit he needed to wear for his new drama. Thankfully, the Director decided to postpone the next scene as the backdrop to be used are ‘mysteriously’ missing. He entered his assigned dressing room, grabbed the blue blanket he found on top of the dresser and lay down on the comfy leather sofa intending to catch a few winks.

He licked his cracked lips.

“Maido ari.” He muttered before surrendering into a deep slumber.

-----

Ikuta Toma loved cold weathers, he loved wearing his cool jackets and he loved feeling the cold wind brush against his face. He took the elevator to the 11^th floor of the Fuji TV building and found himself smiling at the thought of seeing Yamashita again.

“When was the last time? 2 months ago?” He thought to himself as the elevator door opened and big signs pointing to the dressing area greeted him. Toma scanned the rooms one by one until he saw his best friend sleeping in one of the dressing room sofas. 

He grinned.

Yamapi was wrapped in a blue blanket looking like a lost-puppy. 

“Tomohisa.” He whispered in Pi’s ear. “Moshi, moshi!”

The curly-haired J actor didn’t even move.

“Eh?” Toma took out his cell phone and took a picture of his ‘beloved’ best friend. He arranged the blue blanket comfortably around Pi and caressed the poor guy’s hair.

He noticed the cracked lips and chuckled to himself as he remembered that his friend hated the cold. He leaned down intending to wake the sleeping beauty to say hello, 

and THAT, was when he lost it.

Ikuta Toma impulsively pressed a kiss on Yamashita Tomohisa’s cold lips.

His best friend stirred.

Toma jumped back as far away as possible.

Panicked.

“Ore wa homo ja nai!” His mind kept repeating, “Oh God! What have I done?!” “That’s okay? Right? I mean we’re friends! FRIENDS! Friends kiss…Right? Shun and I kissed!..Right?”

He sneaked a peek at Pi.

Still sleeping.

Toma let out a sigh of relief and quietly let himself out.

He needed to think. “Where’s my phone?”

-----

Yamashita opened his eyes and instantly knew that something was different. One, his blanket was wrapped snugly against him and two, he felt strangely giddy.

“I wonder why?” He checked his mails and found himself staring at a picture of him sleeping.

He laughed. Pi knew that only Toma would spend time sending things like that. Ryo would rather call and Jin would not even bother taking his picture. Much more, send it to him.

Yamapi texted his reply:

“You should have woken me up! I really wanted to see and talk to you!” And he really did. He missed Toma. He really liked having him around and hanging out with him, out of all his friends, Ikuta Toma was the only one who understood him the most.

“Oh I can’t do that. You looked so peaceful sleeping I didn’t  the heart to wake you up. Work hard Yamashita! I’ll also work hard.” – was Toma’s reply.

Yamapi felt his cheeks warm, “Baka! I don’t mind if it’s you" He answered as his assistant entered the room to inform him that the next scene will start shooting in 5 minutes.

He pocketed his phone and folded the blue blanket.

As he left the dressing room he realized something,

His lips aren’t cold anymore.